I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
