I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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