Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Bring me that man meat
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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