y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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