she was so not down for the gang bang
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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