I'm eating all of the evidence.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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