I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
