And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Randomize
