i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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