Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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