what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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