So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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