Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
one might say we're banned from that church
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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