I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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