I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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