i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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