Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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