My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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