What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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