I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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