The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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