in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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