Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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