She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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