i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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