I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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