Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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