can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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