Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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