Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Randomize
