hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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