quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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