I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You work out of a Hotel?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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