Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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