and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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