I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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