that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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