I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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