He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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