She went from zero to smokin in five shots
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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