Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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