can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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