They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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