Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
