Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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