If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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