just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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