A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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