As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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