sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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