That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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