I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
this will be a night to untag.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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