You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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