I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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