everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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