totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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